Today's Talk: New & Noteworthy

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Event Location(s): Today New York Studio | Description: Roker, Morales and Hall. AL ROKER: Welcome back to TODAY, this Thursday morning, March 20, 2014. First day of spring. And you know what signifies the first day of spring? NATALIE MORALES: Time to shave? AL ROKER: Natalie and Tamron comparing the stubble on their legs. I’ve never-- NATALIE MORALES: This is really bad. AL ROKER: I’ve never-- NATALIE MORALES: We shouldn’t even go there. Oh, oh-- TAMRON HALL: Oh. NATALIE MORALES: Oh, the leg fetish. TAMRON HALL: Are you kidding me? NATALIE MORALES: All the leg fetish guys in America. Thank you, Jimmy Corrigan. TAMRON HALL: Listen, they would be greatly-- NATALIE MORALES: Come on, get off that shot. TAMRON HALL: --disappointed by seeing the hair on this leg. AL ROKER: Okay. Look. TAMRON HALL: We were just saying, I looked down and I was like, what just-- overnight? NATALIE MORALES: Oh. Wow. TAMRON HALL: Oh. NATALIE MORALES: All right. You got stubble. TAMRON HALL: I got you beat, man. I got you beat-- oh, seriously? NATALIE MORALES: Okay. AL ROKER: I waxed this morning. NATALIE MORALES: Jimmy, off that shot. AL ROKER: The director is telling you? NATALIE MORALES: Oh, no, no. AL ROKER: Jimmy-- Jimmy Corrigan-- NATALIE MORALES: No, no, no. AL ROKER: So in other words, your director Jim Gaines-- JIMMY CORRIGAN: Jim Gaines. AL ROKER: --told you-- TAMRON HALL: Right. JIMMY CORRIGAN: He told me to do that. AL ROKER: He told you to get that? JIMMY CORRIGAN: I’m getting yelled at and blame for. TAMRON HALL: Okay. Well, guess what? NATALIE MORALES: Not. AL ROKER: Yeah. TAMRON HALL: If he tells you to jump off the bridge, would you jump? AL ROKER: Wow, you sound just like my mom. TAMRON HALL: Oh, goodness gracious alive. NATALIE MORALES: Okay. AL ROKER: The funny thing is, this guy doesn’t even work here. TAMRON HALL: Okay. That makes it funny. NATALIE MORALES: Who’s operating that camera? TAMRON HALL: We have a pretty funny listical as they call them to tell you about today on BuzzFeed. NATALIE MORALES: On BuzzFeed, yeah. AL ROKER: Twenty-four absolute worst people to sit next to on public transportation. TAMRON HALL: Okay. Okay. NATALIE MORALES: Some of these has happened to me over and over again. TAMRON HALL: Yeah. Yeah. NATALIE MORALES: Okay. The shoes and socks off person. TAMRON HALL: That happened to you? AL ROKER: You just sound like you just had one. NATALIE MORALES: I just had this on a flight back from Colorado this weekend. TAMRON HALL: Yes. NATALIE MORALES: A guy wearing a tank top,-- TAMRON HALL: Yeah. NATALIE MORALES: --no socks on,-- TAMRON HALL: Yeah. NATALIE MORALES: --walks into the bathroom, goes to the bathroom. TAMRON HALL: Yeah. NATALIE MORALES: I later go in with my son, the floor is completely wet. He was barefoot in that little bathroom in the airplane,-- TAMRON HALL: Yeah. NATALIE MORALES: --the floor is disgustingly nasty. TAMRON HALL: Yeah, yeah, that’s nasty. I don’t mind when I take my shoes off. AL ROKER: Mm-Hm. TAMRON HALL: I mind when you’re-- you know there’s a smell. NATALIE MORALES: Yeah. TAMRON HALL: I don’t mind-- NATALIE MORALES: But do you have socks on? TAMRON HALL: Yeah. NATALIE MORALES: You keep -- you keep your socks on? TAMRON HALL: I-- I put my shoes back on when I walk into the bathroom because once just quickly I walked into the bathroom-- NATALIE MORALES: Yeah. TAMRON HALL: --and this lady said there were two little boys in there, you want to put shoes on. AL ROKER: Okay. NATALIE MORALES: Yeah. AL ROKER: Okay. TAMRON HALL: It felt likes yikes. AL ROKER: Okay. All right. TAMRON HALL: All right. So who else is on the list? NATALIE MORALES: Barefoot in the bathroom not a good idea. AL ROKER: How-- how about the-- the space hogger? TAMRON HALL: What’s that? AL ROKER: Well, you know-- NATALIE MORALES: Elbow room. TAMRON HALL: Oh. NATALIE MORALES: Yeah, yeah, yeah. AL ROKER: --like you get there,-- TAMRON HALL: Yeah. AL ROKER: --like the middle seat and then you let-- he takes both-- TAMRON HALL: But the rule is the middle seat you get both. AL ROKER: Do you? NATALIE MORALES: No. TAMRON HALL: That’s the rule. Yes. NATALIE MORALES: Really? TAMRON HALL: That’s the rule. NATALIE MORALES: No. TAMRON HALL: The rule is that-- yeah, because the other people on the end get to lean out. The rule is the middle seat you get both on. NATALIE MORALES: There’s an actual hard and fast rule? TAMRON HALL: Google it. AL ROKER: There is. NATALIE MORALES: I had no idea. AL ROKER: Yeah. NATALIE MORALES: Okay. AL ROKER: Yeah, exactly. NATALIE MORALES: Okay. AL ROKER: In fact, if you watch the safety video on the plane, it include-- NATALIE MORALES: You get the elbows. AL ROKER: --that you get both of them. TAMRON HALL: What’s on the list, quickly. NATALIE MORALES: Okay. AL ROKER: Shoulder sleeper. NATALIE MORALES: Oh, yeah. TAMRON HALL: Okay. AL ROKER: Okay. And-- and then the subset of that, shoulder sleeper, drooler. NATALIE MORALES: Yes. Yes. AL ROKER: Let’s eat an entire meal on a train or subway person. NATALIE MORALES: Or plane. That’s gross. AL ROKER: Yeah. NATALIE MORALES: You have, like really-- AL ROKER: And this one I hate. The nail polish person. They’re doing their nails. NATALIE MORALES: The fumes. AL ROKER: You know, on-- oh-- oh. Have you done that? TAMRON HALL: All right. How about a check of that weather? AL ROKER: Have you done that? TAMRON HALL: How about a check of the weather? NATALIE MORALES: She done all of those. AL ROKER: You done that? Have you done the nail? TAMRON HALL: When a girl’s nail cracks, she’s got to go in for emergency care. NATALIE MORALES: Yes. AL ROKER: On a-- on a train? TAMRON HALL: I’ll lean on-- hold on. What do you got for weather?